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ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

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Kids:
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

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I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

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Kids:
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!!

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* OOH!

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* WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? *

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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *

8
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* ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE *

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* SPONGEBOB
SQUAREPANTS! *

10
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* IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHING YOU WISH *

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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *

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* THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH *

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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *
READY?

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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

18
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( hearty laughter )

19
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( flute playing )

20
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and NICKELODEON]

21
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( snores )

22
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( meows )

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( snores )

24
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( meows )

25
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WAKE UP, GARY.

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( meows quizzically )

27
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WE'RE MOVING TODAY.

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( meows )

29
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THAT'S RIGHT.

30
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WE'RE LEAVING HOME.

31
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WE'RE GOING TO BECOME PEASANTS.

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( meows )

33
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NO MORE FOOD.

34
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SORRY, GARY.

35
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PEASANTS ONLY EAT
MASHED-UP CLAMSHELLS.

36
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( sobbing meow )

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( sobbing )

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APRIL FOOLS!

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THERE YOU GO, PAL.

40
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WHOO, I'M THIRSTY.

41
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THIS IS AN EXTREME THIRST.

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WHEW.

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I'M EXHAUSTED.

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I SURE CAN'T WAIT
TO DRINK ALL THESE DRINKS.

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APRIL FOOLS!

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TO ME.

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( braying laughter )

48
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( laughing )

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HMM.

50
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WHAT'S HE SO HAPPY ABOUT?

51
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APRIL FOOLS' DAY IS
SPONGEBOB'S FAVORITE HOLIDAY.

52
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MR. KRABS,
I CAN'T COME IN TODAY.

53
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I CAUGHT SOMETHING TERRIBLE.

54
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WHAT'D YOU CATCH?

55
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I CAUGHT SIGHT
OF THE CALENDAR.

56
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OH.

57
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HOLD ON, SQUIDWARD.

58
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There's someone here to see you.

59
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Says he's
from the Barnacle Bay Art Museum

60
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and he wants to honor you
as artist of the month.

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I HAVE ARRIVED.

62
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( giggling )

63
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WHAT?

64
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WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

65
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WHERE'S THE ART DEALER?

66
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( laughing )

67
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YOU JUST MISSED HIM.

68
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YEAH, BUT HE TOLD US
TO TELL YOU...

69
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( snickering )

70
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HEY, TELL ME WHAT?

71
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HE TOLD ME TO TELL YOU

72
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APRIL FOOLS.

73
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WELL, IT'S BEEN NICE
WORKING HERE.

74
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THANKS FOR EVERYTHING,
MR. KRABS.

75
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SQUIDWARD, WAIT.

76
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JUST SEND MY LAST CHECK
TO THE P.O. BOX, MR. KRABS.

77
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SQUIDWARD, IT WAS JUST A JOKE.

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NO MORE JOKES
ON YOU TODAY.

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I PROMISE.

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YOU DO?

81
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SURE.

82
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THERE'S LOTS OF OTHER
WILLING PARTICIPANTS.

83
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RIGHT, MR. KRABS?

84
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( raspberry )

85
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( laughing )

86
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WELL, AS LONG
AS IT'S NOT ME.

87
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EXCUSE ME.

88
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COULD YOU TELL ME
WHERE THE FORKS ARE?

89
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THEY'RE RIGHT
HERE, LADY.

90
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OH, BUT THIS IS A SPOON.

91
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APRIL FOOLS!

92
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OH.

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( laughs )

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HUH...

95
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WELCOME TO THE KRUSTY KRAB.

96
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HOW MAY I HELP YOU?

97
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YEAH. GIVE ME TWO LARGE FRIES
AND A JUMBO KRABBY PATTY.

98
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HEY, WHAT'S THAT?

99
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OH, I DIDN'T
SEE ANYTHING...

100
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HEY, WHERE'D THAT OTHER GUY GO?

101
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APRIL FOOLS!

102
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I'M RIGHT HERE.

103
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( laughs )

104
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HEY, THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD.

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( laughs )

106
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING
BEHIND THE COUNTER?

107
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EXCUSE ME.

108
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CAN I GET

109
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A COUPLE ICE CUBES
IN HERE PLEASE?

110
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SURE.

111
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A COUPLE OF ICE CUBES
COMING UP.

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( whistling )

113
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HERE YOU GO.

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THANKS.

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( wheezing squeak )

116
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HUH?

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( chuckling squeak )

118
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HMM?

119
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( slurps )

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AH...

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( laughing )

122
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APRIL FOOLS!

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WHAT DID YOU DO
TO MY DRINK?!

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I... I...

125
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YOU WHAT?!

126
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YOU ASKED FOR A COUPLE
OF ICE CUBES IN YOUR DRINK

127
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AND I ONLY PUT IN ONE!

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( laughs )

129
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I GUESS THAT IS
PRETTY FUNNY.

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( laughs )

131
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YEAH.

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( SpongeBob laughing )

133
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( grumbling )

134
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( laughter continues )

135
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HEY, YOUR SHOE'S UNTIED.

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APRIL FOOLS!

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YOU'RE NOT WEARING SHOES.

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( laughing )

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( laughing into microphone )

140
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APRIL FOOLS!

141
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OH! THAT'S IT!

142
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SPONGEBOB AND HIS STUPID PRANKS.

143
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I'M GOING TO SHOW HIM
WHAT A REAL PRANK IS ALL ABOUT.

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( chortles )

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( humming )

146
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HMM?

147
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OH, BOY.

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SOMETHING FOR ME TO CLEAN UP.

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( snickers )

150
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APRIL FOOLS!

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WHOA!

152
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WHOA!

153
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( SpongeBob screaming )

154
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All:
OH, NO.

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( laughing hysterically )

156
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( SpongeBob screaming )

157
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( all gasping )

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( continues laughing )

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( continues screaming )

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( all gasping )

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OH, OH, OW.

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I'LL CATCH YOU, SPONGEBOB.

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( snickering )

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( Spongebob screaming )

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OOPS.

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( customers' dismayed gasps )

167
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APRIL FOOLS!

168
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YOU LITTLE SAUSAGE.

169
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( laughing )

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( whimpers )

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( sobbing )

172
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SPONGEBOB, I WAS JUST KIDDING.

173
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COME ON, COME ON.

174
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YOU GUYS KNOW
I WAS JUST KIDDING.

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RIGHT?

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OH, MAN, POOR KID.

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THAT GUY HAS DEFINITELY GOT
SOME ISSUES TO WORK OUT.

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APRIL FOOLS...

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JERK.

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WAIT, DON'T GO.

181
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HEY, YOU STINK!

182
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

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IT WAS A JOKE.

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UH-HUH.

185
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OH...

186
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OH...

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( groaning )

188
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WHY IS IT WHENEVER I'M
HAVING FUN, IT'S WRONG?

189
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I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE HIM CRY.

190
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I GUESS THIS MEANS
I BETTER TELL SPONGEBOB

191
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I'M SORR... ECH...

192
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I GUESS THIS MEANS
I BETTER APOLOG... EE-YI!

193
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THIS IS GOING TO BE
TOUGHER THAN I THOUGHT.

194
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( clears throat noisily )

195
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SPONGEBOB?

196
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UH, SPONGEBOB, COME ON OUT.

197
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I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU.

198
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SPONGEBOB?

199
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OH, HUH?

200
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SPONGEBOB, UH, I WAS THINKING
ABOUT TODAY AND...

201
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AND, WELL, IT JUST SEEMS

202
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THAT MAYBE I MIGHT
OWE YOU SOME SORT OF...

203
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THIS ISN'T SOMETHING
I NORMALLY DO.

204
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SO, SO, LISTEN CAREFULLY,
SPONGEBOB

205
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BECAUSE I'M ABOUT
TO TELL YOU THAT I'M...

206
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THAT I'M... WHAT?

207
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PATRICK, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?

208
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DIGGING.

209
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WHY ARE YOU
WEARING THAT HAT?

210
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OH, I DON'T KNOW.

211
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OH.

212
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WHERE'S SPONGEBOB?

213
00:09:00,908 --> 00:09:02,475
HE'S IN THE HOUSE.

214
00:09:02,610 --> 00:09:03,844
HE'S IMPRESSED.

215
00:09:03,944 --> 00:09:04,845
WITH WHAT?

216
00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:05,913
I DON'T KNOW

217
00:09:06,013 --> 00:09:07,715
BUT IT MUST HAVE BEEN
PRETTY GOOD

218
00:09:07,815 --> 00:09:09,249
TO MAKE HIM CRY LIKE THAT.

219
00:09:09,349 --> 00:09:11,084
OH!

220
00:09:11,184 --> 00:09:12,853
SPONGEBOB!

221
00:09:12,953 --> 00:09:15,322
SPONGEBOB, LET ME IN THERE.

222
00:09:18,692 --> 00:09:20,493
SPONGEBOB, YOU BETTER
LET ME IN THERE.

223
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I DON'T WANT
TO HAVE TO USE THIS.

224
00:09:22,329 --> 00:09:24,632
( playing out-of-tune melody )

225
00:09:24,732 --> 00:09:25,999
WHAT DO YOU WANT?

226
00:09:26,099 --> 00:09:28,769
SPONGEBOB, I JUST WANT TO SAY

227
00:09:28,869 --> 00:09:31,639
THAT I'M SOOOO... RRY.

228
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WHAT?

229
00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:36,176
I'M TRYING TO SAY I'M...

230
00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:38,646
( brays like a donkey )

231
00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:39,713
WHAT?

232
00:09:39,813 --> 00:09:43,350
I'M JUST TRYING TO SAY I'M...

233
00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:50,223
THERE'S GOT TO BE
AN EASIER WAY TO DO THIS.

234
00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:53,694
( humming )

235
00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:02,269
WELL, AREN'T YOU
GOING TO OPEN IT?

236
00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:03,236
I CAN'T.

237
00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:04,872
I DON'T HAVE
A BOTTLE OPENER.

238
00:10:04,972 --> 00:10:06,173
OH!

239
00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:14,014
SPONGEBOB, I'M...

240
00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:15,949
( whispering )

241
00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:18,952
( sawing noises )
WHAT?

242
00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:20,988
WH-WH-WHAT?

243
00:10:25,492 --> 00:10:27,227
OH!

244
00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:34,134
SPONGEBOB, ALL I AM TRYING
TO SAY IS THAT I AM...

245
00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:37,070
( muted ):
SORRY.

246
00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:39,006
THERE YOU GO.

247
00:10:39,106 --> 00:10:39,773
BUT I COULDN'T...

248
00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:40,908
I DON'T CARE.

249
00:10:41,008 --> 00:10:41,909
I SAID IT.

250
00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:43,977
MY CONSCIENCE IS CLEAR.

251
00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:48,015
MUST HAVE BEEN PRETTY GOOD
TO MAKE HIM CRY LIKE THAT.

252
00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:51,651
WHAT?

253
00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:52,619
APRIL FOOLS...

254
00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:53,854
JERK.

255
00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:57,590
YOU STINK!

256
00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:01,561
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.

257
00:11:01,729 --> 00:11:03,030
I ADMIT IT, I'M SORRY!

258
00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:04,732
I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT YOU.

259
00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:06,734
IN FACT, SPONGEBOB, I LIKE YOU.

260
00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:07,835
I LIKE LIVING NEXT DOOR.

261
00:11:07,935 --> 00:11:09,837
I LIKE YOUR FOGHORN ALARM
IN THE MORNING

262
00:11:09,937 --> 00:11:12,039
AND YOUR HIGH-PITCHED GIGGLING
AT NIGHT.

263
00:11:12,139 --> 00:11:15,508
I ALSO LIKE GARY, PATRICK,
SANDY, MR. KRABS

264
00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:16,777
AND ALL OF THE OTHER PEOPLE

265
00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:18,278
I'M FORCED TO BE
IN CONTACT WITH.

266
00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:19,579
AND-AND-AND-AND...

267
00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:21,548
SQUIDWARD, IS ALL THAT TRUE?

268
00:11:21,648 --> 00:11:23,951
YES, YES, SPONGEBOB.

269
00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:26,253
YES, IT'S ALL TRUE.

270
00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:28,822
EVEN THE PART ABOUT THE LIMA
BEANS AND THE CAR CHASE?

271
00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:30,157
THE WHAT?

272
00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:31,358
YES, YES, WHATEVER

273
00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:33,226
BUT YOU HAVE TO PROMISE
NOT TO TELL ANYBODY.

274
00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:34,127
I PROMISE.

275
00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:34,928
REALLY?

276
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,898
All:
APRIL FOOLS!

277
00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:42,302
( muttering gibberish )

278
00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:43,270
APRIL FOOLS!

279
00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:45,438
YOU'RE RIGHT-- APRIL FOOLS.

280
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,040
I JUST FOOLED YOU ALL.

281
00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:50,643
( laughing hysterically )

282
00:11:50,778 --> 00:11:53,180
WHAT WOULD WE DO
WITHOUT SQUIDWARD?

283
00:12:07,795 --> 00:12:09,096
AH!

284
00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:10,197
OOH!

285
00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:11,298
OH!

286
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,499
OOH!

287
00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:13,533
AH!

288
00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:14,802
OOH!

289
00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:16,303
AH!

290
00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:17,270
OOH!

291
00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:18,505
AH!

292
00:12:18,605 --> 00:12:21,141
BEHOLD THE ULTIMATE
COOKING UTENSIL--

293
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,110
THE GOLDEN SPATULA!

294
00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:25,378
HEY, SPONGEBOB,
LOOK WHAT IT SAYS HERE:

295
00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:27,948
"MANY HAVE TRIED
TO PULL THIS SPATULA

296
00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:31,118
"FROM THIS ANCIENT GREASE
AND ALL HAVE FAILED.

297
00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:33,286
( grunting loudly )

298
00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:34,487
"ONLY A FRY COOK

299
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,990
"WORTHY OF KING NEPTUNE HIMSELF
CAN WIELD...

300
00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:40,427
"THE GOLDEN SPATULA."
THE GOLDEN SPATULA."

301
00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:42,295
WOW.
WOW.

302
00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:43,363
OH, OH, OH, OH!

303
00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:45,465
TAKE A PICTURE OF ME
AND THE SPATULA.

304
00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:48,836
OKAY, I'M READY!

305
00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:50,737
EXCUSE ME...

306
00:12:50,838 --> 00:12:53,173
DO YOU KNOW
WHERE THE MENU
SECTION IS?

307
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,175
UH...

308
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,476
THE MENU
SECTION?

309
00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:57,444
THAT'S EASY.

310
00:12:57,544 --> 00:12:59,212
IT'S OVER THAT WAY.

311
00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:01,348
UH-OH.

312
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,316
HOLY SMOKES!

313
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,018
RUDE!

314
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,854
HEY, THE LIGHT CHANGED.

315
00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:08,055
UH, PATRICK...

316
00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:09,890
HOLD ON.
ALMOST THERE.

317
00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:12,459
( booming laughter )

318
00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:15,863
YES, YES, AT LAST--

319
00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:19,466
SOMEONE WORTHY OF BEING
THE ROYAL FRY COOK!

320
00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:23,536
WHO HAS FREED THE SPATULA
FROM THE GREASE?

321
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,638
UH, I DID,
MR. NEPTUNE, SIR.

322
00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:27,440
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.

323
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:31,644
( rumbling )
( laughing )

324
00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:34,347
( rumbling stops )
A FINE JEST, BOY.

325
00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:37,617
YOU ARE BUT A LOWLY
YELLOW SPONGE.

326
00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:39,152
PUNY...

327
00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:40,653
INSIGNIFICANT...

328
00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:41,922
A COMMONER.

329
00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:46,326
THEREFORE, YOU COULD NEVER
BE FRY COOK TO A GOD AND...

330
00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:48,962
THIS IS WHY IT IS FUNNY!

331
00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:50,998
( rumbling )
( laughing )

332
00:13:51,098 --> 00:13:54,767
NOW STEP ASIDE WHILE I SEEK OUT
THE TRUE FRY COOK.

333
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:57,905
NO, NO, NO... HMM...

334
00:13:57,971 --> 00:13:59,907
NO, NOT YOU,
YOU'RE TOO SHORT, NO.

335
00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:01,208
AH!

336
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:02,775
BUT... BUT...

337
00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:05,012
A PURVEYOR OF FOODS.

338
00:14:05,112 --> 00:14:08,681
YES, YOU MUST BE
MY NEW FRY COOK.

339
00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:09,917
UH, SORRY,
KING NEPTUNE.

340
00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:11,718
I DON'T MAKE THEM;
I JUST SELL THEM.

341
00:14:11,818 --> 00:14:14,487
THEN WHO PULLED
UP THE SPATULA?

342
00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:15,923
WELL, HE DID.

343
00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:19,126
( laughing )

344
00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:23,363
IT IS EVEN FUNNIER
A SECOND TIME.

345
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:25,165
YOU, THERE--
CRUSTACEAN!

346
00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:26,266
WHO, ME?

347
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,735
YOU HAVE THE
PHYSIQUE OF ATLAS.

348
00:14:28,835 --> 00:14:30,103
THANKS. I WORK OUT.

349
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,471
( laughing )

350
00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:33,506
MAKE POSES WITH ME.

351
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:34,674
OKAY.

352
00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:36,809
( both grunting )

353
00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:40,080
BODY SLAM!

354
00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:43,083
YOU PULLED THE SPATULA
FROM THE GREASE.

355
00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:44,985
NOPE, THAT WAS SPONGEBOB.

356
00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:48,989
THIS JOKE HAS GONE FAR ENOUGH!

357
00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:51,959
WHERE'S
MY FRY COOK?

358
00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:53,626
CERTAINLY YOU

359
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,162
WITH YOUR PRODIGIOUS GIRTH

360
00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:57,197
WOULD KNOW
WHO CAN FLIP A BURGER

361
00:14:57,297 --> 00:14:58,966
TO SUIT A ROYAL PALATE!

362
00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:01,634
WHAT?!

363
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,370
AM I EXPECTED
TO BELIEVE

364
00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:06,339
THIS CREATURE IS ROYAL
FRY COOK MATERIAL?

365
00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:09,142
I DON'T SUPPOSE
YOU HAVE ANY PROOF.

366
00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:12,980
HA!

367
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,548
THIS THING IS UNFIT
TO EVEN SCRUB

368
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:16,984
THE ROYAL TAIL FIN!

369
00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:19,486
AND BESIDES, IT'S
NOT JUST ENOUGH

370
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:22,422
TO PULL A SPATULA OFF
A GREASY GRIDDLE;

371
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:24,724
THERE ARE CERTAIN...
QUALITIES

372
00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:27,260
THAT A ROYAL FRY
COOK MUST HAVE.

373
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:28,728
LIKE?

374
00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:31,364
THE ROYAL FRY COOK MUST BE...

375
00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:33,466
OH, LEFT-HANDED.

376
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:36,036
ACTUALLY, I'VE GOT TWO.

377
00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:37,437
( fingers snapping )

378
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:40,640
ALSO, THE ROYAL FRY COOK
WEARS... RED UNDERWEAR.

379
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:42,242
NO, BLUE.

380
00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:44,144
OH!

381
00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:46,013
THE ROYAL FRY COOK'S
WALLET CONTAINS

382
00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:47,814
HIS BIG TOES...

383
00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:49,482
UH, HE HAS SIX.

384
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:52,519
HE IS THE NEW
ROYAL FRY COOK
AND YOU...

385
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,587
SILENCE!

386
00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:57,190
IS IT HOT IN HERE,
OR WHAT?

387
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,325
( gasps )

388
00:15:58,425 --> 00:15:59,259
PATRICK!

389
00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:00,860
YOU HURT MY FRIEND!

390
00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:02,262
YOU'RE NOT A KING.

391
00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:04,031
YOU'RE A BULLY AND A LIAR!

392
00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:05,598
SO, LITTLE ONE...

393
00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:10,470
YOU THINK YOU HAVE
WHAT IT TAKES TO
BE MY FRY COOK.

394
00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:13,506
I WILL PROVE YOUR
WORTHLESSNESS.

395
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:17,077
YOU SHALL BE TESTED
WITH A CHALLENGE!

396
00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:18,511
Patrick:
BRING IT ON!

397
00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:21,848
SPONGEBOB CAN HANDLE ANY...

398
00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:23,783
OUCH!

399
00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:28,255
YOUR FRIEND'S ARROGANCE
WILL COST YOU DEARLY.

400
00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:31,158
THERE WILL BE
TWO CHALLENGES!

401
00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:32,592
Patrick:
ONLY TWO?!

402
00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:34,527
WHAT ARE TWO
CHALLENGES

403
00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:36,729
TO SOMEONE
LIKE SPONGEBOB?

404
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,765
THREE CHALLENGES!

405
00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:40,067
Patrick:
THREE?!

406
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:41,568
( laughing )

407
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:44,171
THREE CHALLENGES
ARE NOTHING.

408
00:16:44,271 --> 00:16:47,107
MIGHT AS WELL BE
500 CHALLENGES!

409
00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:49,176
ENOUGH!

410
00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:51,078
HE'LL SETTLE FOR ONE.

411
00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:55,715
THERE WILL BE
BUT ONE CHALLENGE:

412
00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:58,518
YOU WILL FACE ME IN...

413
00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:01,088
THE ULTIMATE COOK-OFF!

414
00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:03,090
I WILL ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE

415
00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:04,691
IF YOU FIX MY FRIEND.

416
00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:06,093
Neptune:
AH, YES...

417
00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:08,295
THE ROUND ONE.

418
00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:10,597
I SHALL RESTORE HIM.

419
00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:12,765
SPONGEBOB?

420
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:13,800
SPONGEBOB?

421
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:14,934
SPONGEBOB!

422
00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:15,935
OH, THERE YOU ARE.

423
00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:16,936
HOW YOU FEELING?

424
00:17:17,104 --> 00:17:17,870
PRETTY GOOD.

425
00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:19,439
SAY, HAVE YOU
GOTTEN TALLER?

426
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:20,640
AND NOW...

427
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:24,111
SEE THE FATE
THAT MAY LIE AHEAD.

428
00:17:25,312 --> 00:17:29,216
FOR, IF BY SOME MINUTE CHANCE,
YOU MEET THE CHALLENGE

429
00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:32,152
YOUR REWARD WILL BE GREAT.

430
00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:33,520
BEHOLD!

431
00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:35,722
( screaming )

432
00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:37,257
WOOPSIE!

433
00:17:37,324 --> 00:17:39,192
NOW BEHOLD--

434
00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:42,629
MY BELOVED HOME
OF ATLANTIS.

435
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,897
A PRIZE WORTHY OF APOLLO.

436
00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:48,768
YOU WILL RESIDE HERE
IN THIS GLORIOUS PLACE

437
00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:51,538
COOK ONLY FOR ME
AND BE A GOD!

438
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:53,673
HEY, THAT SOUNDS
PRETTY GOOD.

439
00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:56,143
BUT IF YOU SHOULD
NOT SUCCEED...

440
00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:58,811
YOU MUST GIVE UP FRY COOKING...

441
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,847
FOREVER.

442
00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:02,249
WHAT DO YOU SAY?

443
00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:04,917
I'M READY!

444
00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:07,019
VERY WELL, THEN!

445
00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:09,756
TO THE POSEIDOME!

446
00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:12,825
Announcer:
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

447
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:16,163
WELCOME TO
THE ULTIMATE COOK-OFF!

448
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:17,964
( cheering and whistling )

449
00:18:18,064 --> 00:18:18,998
ALL RIGHT, MATES

450
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:20,967
FIRST TO A THOUSAND PATTIES
WINS.

451
00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:22,269
SHAKE HANDS.

452
00:18:23,069 --> 00:18:24,337
( rumbling )

453
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:27,607
MAY THE BEST MAN WIN.

454
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:29,176
NOW GO BACK TO YOUR CORNERS

455
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:31,711
AND WHEN THE BELL SOUNDS,
COME OUT COOKING!

456
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:32,779
DON'T WORRY, LAD.

457
00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:34,781
I HAVE TOTAL CONFIDENCE IN YOU.

458
00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:36,783
PUT IT ALL ON NEPTUNE!

459
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:39,486
I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH
TO COOK IN ATLANTIS, PATRICK.

460
00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:41,688
I NEVER SHOULD HAVE
TAKEN THE CHALLENGE.

461
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:44,557
DON'T GIVE UP YOUR
DREAM, SPONGEBOB.

462
00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:46,293
PEOPLE USED TO TELL ME:

463
00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:48,795
"PATRICK, YOU'LL NEVER
AMOUNT TO ANYTHING.

464
00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:51,464
YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE
YOUR HEAD IN THE CLOUDS."

465
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,500
BUT JUST LOOK
AT ME NOW.

466
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,968
( bell dings )
GO GET 'EM, TIGER!

467
00:18:58,070 --> 00:18:59,472
( rumbling )

468
00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:53,960
( laughing )

469
00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:05,738
"ONCE UPON A TIME..."

470
00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:08,508
( laughing )

471
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,144
PERFECT.

472
00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:15,582
I WIN!

473
00:20:15,682 --> 00:20:16,916
( whooping )

474
00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:18,785
( laughing )

475
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:24,123
LOSER!

476
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,992
( laughing )

477
00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:28,928
FREE PATTIES
FOR EVERYONE!

478
00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:30,863
( cheering and applause )

479
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:33,099
( all cheering )

480
00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:42,942
FOOLS! HAVE YOU NO TASTE BUDS?

481
00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:45,011
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
WITH THESE.

482
00:20:45,111 --> 00:20:46,646
THEY'RE DELICIOUS!

483
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:49,849
Fish:
TOO CHICKEN TO EAT
HIS OWN BURGER!

484
00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:51,150
Fish 2:
WHY DON'T YOU EAT IT?

485
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,219
( chanting ):
EAT IT! EAT IT!

486
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:56,956
OKAY, MINE'S NO GOOD.

487
00:20:57,056 --> 00:21:00,159
BUT WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
HIS WILL BE ANY BETTER?

488
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,761
GIVE ME THAT!

489
00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:08,935
MMM!

490
00:21:09,035 --> 00:21:11,103
WHY, IT TASTES SO GOOD

491
00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:14,941
I THINK I'D LIKE TO TRY IT
A SECOND TIME.

492
00:21:16,343 --> 00:21:18,645
( all groaning )

493
00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:20,547
SO, UH... WHAT
DO YOU THINK?

494
00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:23,816
YOURS IS SUPERIOR.

495
00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:26,819
THEREFORE,
I CONCEDE TO YOU--

496
00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:29,989
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS,
YOU WIN.

497
00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:31,824
( cheering )

498
00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:32,892
YAY!
YAY!

499
00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:35,528
Both:
WE'RE GOING TO ATLANTIS!

500
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,630
WE'RE GOING TO ATLANTIS!

501
00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:38,865
( Neptune laughing )

502
00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:39,799
WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

503
00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:41,668
YOU, SPONGEBOB.

504
00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:43,370
THAT REPULSIVE THING

505
00:21:43,436 --> 00:21:45,171
IN MY PALACE?!

506
00:21:45,271 --> 00:21:47,740
YOU MEAN PATRICK
CAN'T COME?

507
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:49,709
( laughing )

508
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:52,579
OH, OF COURSE NOT.

509
00:21:52,679 --> 00:21:53,780
AND MY FRIENDS...?

510
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:56,683
AH, THE ONLY FRIEND YOU'LL NEED,
MY DEAR BOY

511
00:21:56,783 --> 00:21:58,618
IS THE ROYAL GRILL.

512
00:21:58,718 --> 00:22:00,920
IT WAS NICE
KNOWING YOU, BUDDY.

513
00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:03,856
( wailing )

514
00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:04,957
I KNOW, MR. KRABS.

515
00:22:05,057 --> 00:22:06,225
I'LL MISS YOU, TOO.

516
00:22:06,393 --> 00:22:07,894
I LOST ME BET!

517
00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:09,662
( crying )

518
00:22:09,762 --> 00:22:11,564
COME, SPONGEBOB,
GRAB YOUR THINGS.

519
00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:14,634
IT'S TIME TO DEPART...

520
00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:16,636
TO ATLANTIS!

521
00:22:16,736 --> 00:22:17,737
( crowd cheering )

522
00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:18,805
I... I...

523
00:22:18,905 --> 00:22:23,743
( sobbing ):
I DON'T WANT TO GO!

524
00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:25,177
IT'S TOO LATE NOW.

525
00:22:25,277 --> 00:22:28,180
I CAN'T LIVE
WITHOUT YOUR BURGERS.

526
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:30,717
YOU'RE GOING TO BE A GOD

527
00:22:30,817 --> 00:22:32,919
AND LIKE IT!

528
00:22:36,756 --> 00:22:38,425
MAYBE WE DO HAVE A PROBLEM.

529
00:22:38,491 --> 00:22:40,660
( booming voice ):
WAIT, NEPTUNE!

530
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:42,729
I HAVE ANOTHER IDEA.

531
00:22:46,433 --> 00:22:48,435
GOOD MORNING, KRUSTY CREW.

532
00:22:48,468 --> 00:22:50,102
HI, PATRICK.
WHAT'LL YOU HAVE?

533
00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:51,471
UH...

534
00:22:51,571 --> 00:22:53,540
( Neptune hollers )

535
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:54,707
CAN YOU EXCUSE ME?

536
00:22:54,807 --> 00:22:57,744
THE ACCURSED STOVE
HAS BURNT MY FINGER.

537
00:22:57,844 --> 00:23:00,112
FEEL THINE OWN WRATH,
STOVE!

538
00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:02,081
( rumbling )
HA-HA!

539
00:23:02,181 --> 00:23:05,785
WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT
USING YOUR POWERS, TRAINEE?

540
00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:10,890
PERFECT PATTIES ARE MADE
WITH LOVE, NOT MAGIC.

541
00:23:14,661 --> 00:23:17,930
[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

542
00:23:18,030 --> 00:23:21,468
and NICKELODEON]

543
00:23:36,483 --> 00:23:40,953
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The Caption Center
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